So you’d like to learn more about the debautcherous bunch that cranks out the content and keeps order around these parts? Well pull up a seat and ignore the fact that debautcherous apparently isn’t a word while we share a little bit about ourselves:

Artist’s Rendition

Mr. Classy – Owner/Editor/Lead Writer/Extreme Shuffleboarder

At nearly 30 years old Mr. Classy has hit that perfect sweet spot where he’s young enough to still be plugged into mainstream pop culture enough to ‘get it’ but just old enough to start hating on it like a cranky grandpa. Obsessed with movies, music, the 80′s and 90′s and to a lesser extent television – he’s never short on opinions about, well, anything.

Quote: “If you can’t dazzle with brilliance then blind with bullshit.”

So Angry

Johnny Famous – Writer/Community Staff/Singer Songwriter/Actor/Director/Musical Theater Geek/That Guy Who Plays Angry Birds On The Bus

At 21 years old this soon-to-be graduate student is single and ready to mingle enjoying long walks on the beach, fancy dinner parties and milk in a bag. (He’s from Canada, you see) Never one to keep his thoughts (or photos) to himself – he can often be found in the community forum posting it up in the random discussion threads about philosophical dilemmas or schooling the community in music history.

Quote: “If you can’t be famous, you might as well be extraordinary.”

Grizzled Experience

Jujubeez – Community Staff/Writer/Photographer/Gamer/Pixel Manipulator/Village Elder

At 51 years old and hailing from Arlington Virginia – this drug store executive (He can get you the good stuff!) has not only been around the block a few times but can share opinions and viewpoints that can only be gained by worldly experience and screwing up on your own somewhere down the road. We all do it – he is just able to tell us how it will end before we get there. He tends to spend his time in the random community forum discussion threads and pumping out quality display icons (or avatars – though James Cameron has now ruined that term for us) to those that need one – shoot him a private message if you’d like one made. He’s a wizard though nobody can figure out the source of his magic. Mysterious!

Quote: “I don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.”

Not A Furry

Gismo – Community Staff/Writer/Graphic Designer/Photographer/Movie Making Warlock

This 29 year old (soon to be 30) fella from Białystok, Poland is not only skilled at manipulating just about anything made from pixels he’s also a married father of one daughter who is hoping for a son as well – and if the next one isn’t a son then we’ll hope for his sake that nursery security is low the day he decides to make the switch! His time is split between being a family man and hanging out in our community forum in the random discussion threads or in the Tickle My Pixel subforum.

Quote: “Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity”

So Deep

Eric “Spader” Dewey – Community Staff/Writer/Podcaster/Atheist/Technophile/Really Tall Guy

Spader is a multi-talented married family man and father of one who resides in the U.S. in the great sweaty state of Arizona. When he’s not hosting the excellent Four Eyed Critics podcast or busy believing god doesn’t exist he’s spending time on twitter, posting in random discussion threads in our community forum and sharing his techno wisdom.

Quote: “It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.”
― Voltaire

On The Rocks

Wetbedknob – Community Staff/Writer/Whiskey Drinker/Bubblehead/Scotch Taster (The Liquor, not Scottish women…yet)

Wetbedknob (WBK as he’s affectionately known to people too lazy to type his entire name) is a world traveling 35 year old who’s legend is exceeded only by his mystery – when not sampling the finest booze he tends to spend his time in secret classified military locations fighting for your goddamn freedom and playing Xbox 360 during his downtime where I assume he also battles terrorists in the latest in point-and-shooty style games.

Quote: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”